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“…I may need to replace you, Connor.”
Hands down THE funniest thing to happen on my “always kill Connor” playthrough
#detroit become human#dbh fanart#dbh rk800#dbh connor#dbh amanda#Connor#Connor look at me#you may be stupid
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God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.
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grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie so focused on the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you
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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates
#why haven't they moved out and gotten their own apt even tho they can afford it you may ask?#they both refuse to because they'd cry when they said goodbye to the other (even if they saw each other weekly)#the sibling bond is real folks#also for binghe being late is like. not being 30 mins early to impress shen yuan#scum villain self saving system#svsss#svsss fanart#luo binghe#sha hualing#mxtx#人渣反派自救系统#next bingqiu when im done w comms babey#ALSO DO NOT COME FOR ME FOR BINGHES OUTFIT OKAY my stupid ass is scrolling all day on pinterest for ideas and coming up empty
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Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#when i say i want to fall in love and everything it entails#i do mean EVERYTHING#i wanna do stupid and silly and meaningless things with you#isn’t that the point of it all?#ughh i Cannot articulate it well#but yeah#im gay and i like sleeping#also you may think im online posting this rn but actually im scheduling this post >:)#i like scheduling it makes me feel like im bamboozling and i love a good bamboozle#also it makes it not as obvious that this is another one of my mid-crisis 3am posts lol
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Hey everyone! In my time zone, it's currently the last day of the global strike in support of Palestine, and I wanted to do something before it ended. So, I'm offering up donation doodles! If you donate at least a couple of bucks to careforgaza, you will get a lovely doodle in thanks.
(feel free to check the doodle tag of my blog's archive for more examples.)
For those who don't know, careforgaza is a grassroots organization that's distributing food to displaced families in Gaza. As an estimated half a million Palestinians are facing severe famine, and funding has just been cut to the UNRWA, getting supplies to people is more important than ever.
Although the strike ends today, I will be doing doodles throughout the week (1/28 - 2/04). Just DM me a screenshot of your donation to the careforgaza paypal, and I'll doodle whatever you want, within reason. Let's help out how we can!
#there was going to be a drawing at the top of this but they all looked very stupid. i apologize.#Depending on circumstances it may take upwards of a day to get back to you + doodle quality will vary!#If you need an example of what a 'proof of donation' looks like then let me know#Palestine#Donations
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me, age 11: wow an Uglies movie would be so cool!
me, age 31, after watching the trailer for the most aesthetically generic YA dystopia I've ever seen, where Tally is played by an actress ten years older than the character, the Pretties look like Instagram influencers instead of borderline-naturally-impossible anime characters, and fucking Laverne Cox plays Dr. Cable in a misguided attempt to #DiversityGirlboss that actually comes off as a The Trans Are Brainwashing The Youths Into Surgery implication holy shit who greenlit this: I take it back
#uglies#uglies series#whyyyyy#may it go the way of The Giver movie and be completely ignored#transphobia mention#you can also tell it pained them to put in the colorful fireworks#how DARE this stupid book insert COLOR into our GREIGE DYSTOPIA THAT GIVES WAY TO A ~NATURAL GREIGE~ RESISTANCE
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(and is that not reason enough?)
#dnd art#dnd character#dnd oc#drow#ocs#dandelion treehollow#robin's repeated phrase was “I'm great at keeping secrets.”#dande's seems to be “I like people.”#“I think people do stupid things when they're lonely. But I like people.”#“why do you want to help?”#“because I like people.”#he may go through it but he's idealistic at his core#he's had (at least) a century's worth of time to come to such an opinion#ravelers
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Kevin Day isn't actually a coward, Neil and Andrew just have very different ideas of what it means to be brave. Kevin is a survivor. He spent most of his formative years walking a middle ground of being useful but not so much that he showed riko up. He had every reason to be afraid of riko. He was the only one that truly understood what riko was capable of aside from Jean. Neil and Andrew are fighters, they are all or nothing types, they don't understand how someone could walk a middle ground just for something that resembles safety when they fought so hard to not give in to threats until it threatened someone they care about and almost killed themselves in the process. Kevin didn't even know he was ALLOWED to fight back because that was never an option. Leaving the only life he's ever known was so much braver than anyone gives him credit for. It isn't until he has something to fight for and is given permission (not just by the moriyama's and Neil but by himself) to be his own person for the first time that he is able to defy his abusers.
It's not cowardly to do what you can to stay safe. Not everyone has Andrew and Neil's blatant disregard for their own personal safety. Being afraid of pain and death is perfectly reasonable.
#kevin day#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#andrew minyard#not capitalizing riko as a sign of disrespect#this post is in no way andrew or neil slander i just wanna remind everyone that from neil perspective kevin may seem cowardly#but he's actually so brave#neil is also not as fearless as he seems#remember in jean's perspective neil isnt seen as brave jean just thinks he's unhinged and a little stupid#in Neil's perspective he is terrified while doing the crazy dangerous thing#but his own safety comes second to what he wants most#and we might not get Andrew's perspective but i assure you he was not fearless#his fear just translates into anger a lot of the time
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#Now I go die#I've laughed out my month norm#Goodbye#You may take my ears I won't resist pfffht#All other parts of the bodies can sell on the black market#They will be pretty cheap anyway PFFHT#Alcor baby... I feel like he will have his own arc...#Augh brain stupid#tapadoodles#marble sky fanart#I guess#*lies down*#*dead*
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hey guys. cringe furry ocs.
it’s cringetober right? gotta start strong
#furry#oc#cat#horse#wolf#lizard#scalie#cringetober#? i don���t know the tags sorry#there’s a real stupid backstory behind these guys#i’ll tell it later#anyway my favorite are the cat and the horse i think#cats and horses are my favorite animals if you guys didn’t know#this may come as a surprise
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stage play of tma but everyone named michael is played by the same actor
#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast#michael shelley#michael distortion#mike crew#how the hell do you spell the other guys name#im crazy help#this is of course only commented on by avatars of the eye#and even then elias doesnt seem to give much of a shit#but it is causing a lot of distress to jon#mikaele salesa#shout to the bestie who told me#i may be stupid but we got there
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Because it is Mermay:
Originally did this art for one of @radiance1 prompts/story ideas, which also gives an idea of colors so.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#my art#prompts#if you wanna use this for inspiration do it#mermay#adult danny#THIS IS NOT SHIPPING#Vlad and Danny are simply fellow eldritch space creatures after leaving their destroyed dimension behind#I am blaming the GIW as they're so stupid that they were planning to nuke the Zone like that is Not a Good Idea#Yes Danny's lower face & throat splits open into a maw that is as dark as a black hole#I wonder if they change to merfolk forms over thousands of years & it results in outsider pov thinking they're evolving or something#but probably not#I like to think that sometimes they appear as unfathomable creatures#other times akin to beautiful animals of the very cosmos#and other times as something between humanoid and creature and something Other#humanoid forms may be smaller than their less humanoid forms but they're still like the size of a moon#If Ellie & Dan were also a thing in this au#I feel like Dan would be some sort of space sun shark- the inside of its maw like a supernova & flames trailing from its fins#and Ellie would be some sort of space-aurora eel (fin-frill like an aurora & body like a galaxy similar to Danny's)#I feel like they'd be at least the size of the Watchtower if they're any smaller than the other two#Very much ancient manifestations of space itself sort of vibes#Void Octopus Vlad#Space Whale Danny#he's not technically an octopus but closest thing he looks like lol#go wild
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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:
it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;
The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...
Except:
"This is a man we're talking about,
it's always about him."
#never forget the gang dines out was originally called date night#iasip#macdennis#the sinned system#fvr#dines out#rip dennis babe you tried.#macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO#tho rob's face in “make him seem like he's awesome” macdee reaction shot is.. interesting#and yeah dee may have sex with men but#shes literally never been romantically attracted to a man in her life#oh dee gives birth... ty
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hey shoutout to dndads fans with DID/dndads fans who are part of a system. i love you! and also shoutout to BIPOC dndads fans. i love you too! im really saddened by fans being shitty and also cast being shitty. yall are amazing and im sorry there are fans/cast members who try to tell you otherwise ❤
#on GOD i will do everything in my power to make my blog a safe space for you <333#and i always have anon on for when i inevitably fuck up and get something wrong!!#i strive to have a space where nobody feels afraid to call me on my bullshit. im white and stupid!! i will get it wrong!!#anyway. Beth May stop fucking tweeting ableist bullshit challenge#dndads#dungeons and daddies#beth may
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Golden Fleece
#my art#cotl#cotl lamb#blood#it was really fun to ponder this one#cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece#i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements#the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor#since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit#although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e#instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece#and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection#i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :]#anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second#before totally unbalancing myself and falling#the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace
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